Quote Generator - Quotes from Firefly, Futurama, Hitchhikers, Calvin and Ho 

....Select the catagory, and generate quotes based off of fortune-mod. For example, Firefly, Buffy, Futurama, Computers, Literature, Perl Programming, Homer Simpson, Humorists, and many more.


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